The day started off all right for Binga. My human’s boyfriend came home after playing a couple of shows on the East Coast, and he brought home a new cat bed. Fortunately he took out the guitar that was taking up all the space.
But then things took a turn for the worse. Halloween is still a whole month off and my human has already been bringing home some unspeakable horrors. We thought she was done after the Carmen Miranda debacle but no. She came back from PetCo a while back with this:
Fortunately for me, it was one size fits all, which always means it’s too big for me. Binga, not-so-fortunately for her, is a perfectly average-sized cat. One size always fits her.
Don’t you think the Pharoah Cat headdress makes her look like she just walked out of Cleopatra, starring Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton? I don’t think so either.
She thinks she is hearing the call of ancient Egypt. I just think she is hearing things.
Note: The photo and link to the Egyptian Pharoah Cat Costume are PetCo affiliate links… but I do NOT endorse or recommend this!
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Oh Binga, you make a most excellent Egyptian princess…do I get a nose bitey for saying that?!
Binga, I don’t envy you…