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You are here: Home / Diary / Diary – August 2008

Diary – August 2008

September 4, 2008 By: Sparkle Catcomment

Unthrilled With Life

Why, oh why can't humans speak Cat?

Guess what? I get to keep my Enchanted Castle! My human realized that we cats liked it and felt bad about packing it up and sending it away – so she bought another one for the human who it was originally meant for. But I’m keeping an eye on mine, just in case.

MY Enchanted Castle!!

Wouldn't touch it even if it were chicken flavoredIt’s a good thing I have something of my own because everything else the humans brought home this month was for someone else. Like the stupid-looking cookie my human’s boyfriend showed up with.

My human let me check it out before she unwrapped it and ate it. Seriously, it does not look like a cat.

Stunned by how stupid it looks Propping it against me won't make it look any more real

Then my human came home with a bag that smelled quite interesting.

From My Pet Garden in Pasadena

I wasn’t so sure about the contents, however. No, it wasn’t a slice of carrot cake — it was a carrot cake biscuit.

Carrot. Cake. Two things that do not thrill me Plus my human smeared the frosting on the way home

And it was for, bleagh, the dog.

Good grief. What is she doing on MY carpet?

She spent far too long hanging out in the living room and sniffing it before she finally decided to eat it. I showed her my displeasure in no uncertain terms.

The Stare of Death Had no idea she was being fried

Then, my human came home with a big box that contained a new MacBook. She said it was for me, but I know she was lying.

Not even a MacBook Pro I hope you plan to upgrade your Photoshop

If it were really mine she wouldn’t have bought a cover for the keyboard to keep cat fur out. I let her know that this was a bogus move.

Not my fault Binga likes napping on MacBooks Read my lips

So did I get anything this month? No, unless you count the paper bag.

Pretty cheap if you ask me

I have to admit that it’s quite fun, if rather small. Even Binga plays bag games.

Playing Tag the Bag I win!

If you ever wonder how a cat signifies she is done playing with a paper bag, here’s a clue: she sits on it.

Thought you'd appreciate learning something

The bag was too small for Boodie to fit into, so she decided to play with the rug instead.

The game's called Destroy the Rug I While being destructive, always take time to stop and smell the rug

So August was not a stellar month. It ended with the humiliation of my human taking a photo of me while I was practicing a new Yoga pose. As you can tell from my facial expression, I have not mastered it yet.

I was attempting Parivrtta Catnasana - Revolved Kitty Pose

»September 2008

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