Summer’s Fabulous Cat Life

Cat Model, Therapy Cat, and Cat Lifestyle Expert

  • Home
  • Diary
  • Kitty Wisdom
  • Catinees
  • Store
    • Cat Beds
    • Cat Stuff for Humans
      • Cat Calendars
      • Cat Gifts
      • Cat Jewelry for Humans
      • Cat Stationery
      • Cat T-Shirts
    • Cat Trees, Towers and Furniture
    • Designer Cat Collars
    • Interactive Cat Toys
    • Litterbox Furniture, Cabinets and Covers
    • Scratching Posts and Cat Scratchers
    • Special Items for Special Kittys
  • Advice
  • Book Reviews
  • About
  • Contact Summer
    • -Advertise Here!
  • Privacy Policy
  • Fan Club
You are here: Home / Diary / Diary – April 2008

Diary – April 2008

May 3, 2008 By: Sparkle Cat1 Comment

Randomn Human Foolishness

She never did grow into those ears

Those things can be crafty!The weather here has been unseasonably warm and you know what that means — an early crop of fluffy moth hors d’oeuvres! Unfortunately, they keep flying places where I can’t get them, like behind the window shutters. I swear, those things get smarter every year.

Once again my human got a stack of those papers she has to edit. But this time, I got to them first instead of Binga. I enjoyed helping in a number of highly creative ways. Here, I show my human the proper way to use a pen.

Writing with them is a waste of time

My human was so pleased with my work that she even let me have lunch on the editing papers. Unfortunately, I never, ever get to eat in peace.

Minding my own business While someone else is NOT minding HER own business

I'd rather watch birds, honestlyOur office is filled with all sorts of stuff, including a bunch of books and DVDs, but that doesn’t stop my human from bringing more home. Some she gets from a place called the “library.” I’ve never been there, but apparently the deal is you only get to keep the stuff you get from there for a while — then you have to give it back. I think that’s lame because it means I’m not allowed to chew on library things. To make me feel better, one day my human brought home a DVD she said was just for me to watch.

I didn’t know what to think. She put the silver disc into the computer and all of a sudden the computer was filled with cats. Like we need any more cats here.

No visitors! Not even in the computer

And the cats in the computer didn’t seem to like me, either.

Wow, that Somali is no more pleased to be here than I am to have him here

I was kind of bummed that my human threw out my salle de bains that came with the shredder she got last month. She tried to make me feel better by getting me an “all-in-one” printer.

It's a magic paper maker!

I wasn’t that thrilled with it. The box it came in was kind of small for a salle de bains.

There are some boxes you can't do anything with

The month ended on a sour note, literally. There were a bunch of guys here, hanging around my human’s boyfriend. I didn’t see much of them because they kept messing around in the rooms over the bedroom and kitchen areas. Then suddenly there was a load of noise that went on for hours! This went on for days, and is still happening. From what I gather they are recording something called an “album” up there. All that noise gets put on silver discs and into computers. At least it isn’t more cats.

My human took me upstairs one day when it was quiet so I could see what was going on. I was horrified. I had a few cat toys up there and I couldn’t find them anywhere!

They've messed everything up! I'll never find those toys

I couldn’t wait to run down the stairs and get out of there.

Let me outta here - now!

Then my human got something in the mail and she expected me to get all excited about it. She said that even though it was addressed to her, it was really for me.

She didn't even let me chew on the envelope Hm. From a cat food company

It’s some sort of “rebate” thing she signed up for so long ago that she had totally forgotten about it. So I get some pouches of my favorite cat food — free.

When will humans learn that cats don't understand the concept of free? This does not look like food to me

Like I care if my human saves money! Just give me the food and don’t bother me with petty things like price.

NO paw of approval!

»May 2008

* * *

Subscribe to my blog posts here!

2022 Somali Cat Starring Summer Samba Calendar
2022 Somali Cat Calendar Starring Summer Samba
See all of Summer’s merch at her her Zazzle Designercat Shop
Share
Tweet
Pin
Buffer
Pocket
Email
0 Shares

Trackbacks

  1. Sparkle's Diary - March 2008 - March Monotony | Sparkle the Designer Cat says:
    October 9, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    […] »April 2008 Share me! […]

    Reply

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Recipe Rating




This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Follow Me Here!

  • Bloglovin
  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • Pinterest
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • YouTube

Our Sponsor

Get Summer’s Newsletter!

Stay up to date and get subscriber-only exclusives!

Sign Up For Summer’s Weekly Newsletter!

Follow me on Flipboard!

My Zazzle Store!

Buy from Sparkle's Zazzle Store
T-Shirts, cards, mugs and more!

Summer on Video

Tweets by @sparklecat
Powered by Dealspotr
Read my blog on Kindle
Winner Best Cat Blog Dogtime Petties 2014 Winner Best Cat Blog Dogtime Petties 2010 I won Best Blog Post!
BlogPaws 2016 Nose-to-Nose Awards Finalist badge

Copyright © 2022 ·