My human has been getting on my nerves lately. For one thing, she goes walking around the neighborhood and returns smelling like other cats. And no, I’m not imagining things — I found proof on her Blackberry:
And again with the camera phone. She thought this was funny. I did not.
When my human shows such outrageous displays of disrespect, do I sit and sulk like some cats do? No! I get right in her face like this:
If she keeps it up, I will have to lay down the paw.
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Hey, we saw that same paper towls at Drug Mart! May be it was the same store! Did it hapen to be in Mason Sparkle?
No respect, I tell ya! We is doin serious cat busyness, an they LAFF at us! No respect.
Bonnie wanted to find Victor Repellent, an guess what? Amazon HAS it! Victor Pest Repellent. An she insisted until she died dat I was a pest. Beans name fings weird.
Our mummy is the same! She goes on walks and touches other cats!
We also like that the paper towel is named after you! That is awesome!
You should feel honored that a paper towel is named after you. Hee! Hee!
Pepper says “Right on Sparkle!”
She deserves the back of disrespect, Sparkle…let her have it….
I don’t think it was disrespect at all. It appears to be a loving tribute to a wonder cat.
It’s all in the eyes, Sparkle. You don’t even need to say anything.
Cheating on you with the neighbor cat certainly is grounds for laying down the paw!
It’s in the nature of Moms to be silly and fickle. We think 3 AM would be a good time to review the Rule Book.
You make me laugh…
That’ll teach her!
Well that is a pretty cat. Maybe it needs some attention. You know Sparkle, some cats don’t have nice homes with good food and good toys and good attention so if you human wants to help that cat, she is being a good human. But I sure would demand more treats for yourself Sparkle. Aren’t you proud to have your name on paper towels. You are so famous.
she’s catting around? that’s AWFUL!!! how dare she cheat on you
Sparkle, I hope you signed a pre-“nip”tual agreement with your human… if so, I say TAKE HER TO COURT!
LOL. I did snicker at the paper towel photo. Sorry. *ahem*
We feel your pain. Our human came home yesterday smelling of a strange cat and a DOG. Disgusting.
MOL! Sorry we thought the paper towels were kinda funny! Sorry you think your mommy is cheating on your with the neighborhood cats, but remember, she ALWAYS comes home to you!
Hahahaha!
We sympathize, though, we really do, ’cause our human is cheating on us with the neighbour’s cat…right on our front doorstep! Every day! With us in full view! AND she gives him OUR treats!
We think we all need better humans!
Humans are strange.
Sniffie and the Florida Furkids
Who knows about humans and their sense of humor….as long as they keep the food dish full!
Wow. The disrespect…. you totally can’t let her get away with it. Apparently she needs strong reminders of the Rules.