As you can see, Binga got into one of the bags of treats my human brought home from BlogPaws, and she is completely unrepentant about it! So I thought I would devote a song to her. Cody’s human did a song on his blog, and Katie did one about Waffles. But let’s face it, the Beatles are too nice for the likes of Binga! She deserves something more raw and nihilistic. Something like… the Sex Pistols! So here you go:
Anar-Kitty in the USA
ME-OW, ha-ha-ha!
I am a trouble cat
I am an anarchist
Don’t know what I want
But I know how to get it
I wanna destroy this bag of treats!
‘Cause I wanna eat all the treats
No dog treats for me
Anar-kitty in the USA
It’s coming on Cat World Domination Day
I give ’em a line, blow the humans’ minds
Your future dream comes in catnip green
‘Cause I wanna be anarchy
That’s this kitty!
How many ways to get what you want
I use the best, put the humans to the test
I steal the bag of treats
For energy to cause anarchy
‘Cause I wanna be an anar-kitty
It’s the only way to be!
Is this the SCA*
Or is this the ACA**
Or is this the SCRA***
I thought it was the SPCA!
Or just another cat rescue
Not the ACC!
I wanna be an anar-kitty
And I wanna be an anar-kitty
(It’s not a game)
And I wanna eat all the treats
And kill all of my toys!
Here is the original — tell me if by the end you don’t hear him singing anar-kitty!
If you can’t see the above video, click here to watch it on YouTube!
* Stray Cat Alliance
** Alley Cat Allies
*** Street Cat Rescue, Austin (Yes, they are all feral cat rescues.)
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Sing it loud and sing it proud, Binga!
The Human is going to find a knife now to stab through her eardrums, but I kind of liked the video. And of COURSE he is saying anarkitty.
Great song!!! Our mom loved The Sex Pistols! Binga, you are beautiful. My tortie sisters, Daisy and Jazzpurr, send you a special “hello”. Something about tortie girls gotta stick together ๐
Ha, ha! We knew you were a punk kitty at heart! (A plus in our book)
…but she looks so innocent in the first photo!!! (-:
Yeah..that has happened here too..Yep..it was Susie..the Terrible Tortie..and then her don’t want to share.. ๐ฅ
Our mom is going around yelling EARWORM! EARWORM!
Bet that was some good treats Binga. Love these songs. LOL.
Great song, Sparkle! We played the video and sang along with your lyrics ๐
We still think Minnie and Binga are somehow related…
Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie
Go Binga go! Theese one seems to be the purr-fect song for you!
Love that song and Pop sang it to me in his best Johnny Rotten voice! You go Binga.
Anar-Kitty your name is Binga!! ๐
Binga, you go girl. You are doing a great job on the treat bag. Mom had heard of the Sex Pistols but not the song. Much more creative and complicated than using the Beatles. Hope you had all the treats your tummy could hold. Purrs and hugs from the kitties at The Cat on My Head, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette
I love the song! Bandit and Seleck like to rip open treat bags also. ๐ฟ cats! I have to put the treats in a plastic container with a lid. Their person, Emily.
I’ll tell ya – song parodies everywhere these days. Very funny!
Perfect choice Sparkle! Did Binga dance while you sang???
Kitty Hugs, Sammy ๐
Treats for Torties has a nice ring to it!
Great song! Love the title! Binga, we sure you got those treats after working so hard to try to open them!
Yep I would say that that song is quite appropriate!! MOL! Thanks for the shout out!
What a great song! Anar-kitty!
Binga, you are my kinda girl!! ๐
Binga OMCs you have absolutely no privacy bless your heart
Hugs Madi your BFFF
Oh ho…you know I have a song ready about Jake…it’s to the tune of “Windy.”
Now I guess I’ll have to post it, eh?
You know we’d be in the treat bag or food bag if we could. You know what HH does. She locks our food in a cupboard. You heard me… she locks it up…. Can you believe that?
Have a great day.
hugs, Bugsy and Knuckles
Well, frankly, I don’t see anything wrong with what Binga (รขยยค) did. It’s what I’d do.
Forbidden treats are always tastier Binga.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Great song and great job Binga getting into those treats. That sure was well done. Bet those treats were good too. Hope all have a great day. ๐
Well, we are Anar-kitties too…and could be singing the same song…because we woulda done exactly what Binga did!
How funny! Great job with the lyrics.
Our cat food and treats are kept in pantries and cabinets with barred doors. Binga, that’s what happens when you’re too obvious about it, so be sure to frame someone else sometimes.
We’d be in the treat bag too!
Well, Binga is a Tortie and she knows what she wants !
heehee
It’s what we would do if we found an unsecured bag of treats!
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Treasure,Tiger,JJ and Julie
You picked a great song, one of my old favorites. I read the words while the video was playing.
Apparently Binga and Arthur would make the perfect couple ! ๐
We don’t blame Binga for opening the treats if she was hungry.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx