Note: Binga told me that Sparkle approved this blog post before I moved in. I am not sure this is true, but she insisted, and I was kind of scared to say no.
Rule #1: All kittens must past the smell test. No exceptions.
Rule #2: Kittens do not take priority in photo sessions. Photobombing by resident torties should not only be allowed, but welcomed.
Rule #3: Any food set in front of the kitten must be taste tested by the resident tortie. If the resident tortie decides she likes it, she is allowed to eat as much as she wants.
Rule #4: All deliveries must be thoroughly inspected by the resident tortie first, and that includes any packages that are addressed specifically to the kitten.
Rule #5: All boxes belong to the resident tortie. The kitten may have the box when the resident tortie becomes bored with it… if that ever happens.
When the kitten is found to be in compliance with all of the above, then and only then may she be allowed to touch noses with the resident tortie.


I’m with YOU on the first picture. Not only is that
rude…..it’s offensive. That butt sniffing is my main
complaint about dogs – they can’t pass up a single
butt. Well, anyway, you were really cute at THAT
age too.
Summer you obviously learned the rules and won over the tortie…eventually.
Binga, that’s my girl! And how I miss you.
We are commenting now, a year later. Those rules seem bogus Summer.
Binga you definitely have a huge fan in my baby girl and fellow Tortie ladycat Clove!
I´m not sure if I beleive in all that Tortie rules ??!!
I bet that Binga shall wach her back when you get´s older and bigger 😀
XOXO
YIkes! So many rules, this coonhound would never have passed. Good fur you Summer!
Maan she is a tough one! I hope you passed the test girlfriend, she is a tough Tortie.
Phoebe
Wow, those are some Tortie-heavy rules! I think the only reason they went through is because of how nice the kitten is, MOL
Humm..me thinks Binga fibs sometimes to gets what her wants..mes purrty sure Miss Janiss wouldn’t approve these rules..MOL..
Hmm Some how I don’t think that’s true,but remember Summer you won’t be a kitten forever then it will be your turn to lay don the rules,xx Speedy
You take no prisoners just like me, Binga. You gotta admit the kitten to beyond cute though.
Binga certainly knows how to lay down the rules. I am sure you passed with flying colours though.
I think Binga has you well trained!!