I have loads of nice things to wear. Literally. A wardrobe closet, several boxes, and even my human’s weight rack has my clothes hanging off it. But today, I am focusing on a few of my fashion failures. Hey, you’ve gotta do it occasionally, right? My human has always been sad that this dress fits me so badly because she likes the material. But really, it looks like a sack on me.
Everyone loves my red gingham dress. This one is like that dress’s ugly sister. It’s small from the waist down, and from the waist up, I’d need to be a double F for it to fit properly. At least that’s what my human says. Being a cat, I don’t need to wear a bra. (And trust me, she is way less than a double F.)
You know those sun hats that babies wear? Apparently they tried making a pet version of them… and this looks just as ridiculous on us!
My human has always been sad about this hat. It’s really pretty, but the size just doesn’t work for my head. It either messes up my ears or looks awkward.
It does work… from exactly one angle.
Lastly, there’s this fruit hat. Even Carmen Miranda couldn’t make this look good, and she was the queen of fruit hats. If you don’t know who she is, do a Google image search. You won’t be disappointed!
So… which one of these things wins the ugly wars? Let me know in the comments.
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