I have loads of nice things to wear. Literally. A wardrobe closet, several boxes, and even my human’s weight rack has my clothes hanging off it. But today, I am focusing on a few of my fashion failures. Hey, you’ve gotta do it occasionally, right? My human has always been sad that this dress fits me so badly because she likes the material. But really, it looks like a sack on me.
Everyone loves my red gingham dress. This one is like that dress’s ugly sister. It’s small from the waist down, and from the waist up, I’d need to be a double F for it to fit properly. At least that’s what my human says. Being a cat, I don’t need to wear a bra. (And trust me, she is way less than a double F.)
You know those sun hats that babies wear? Apparently they tried making a pet version of them… and this looks just as ridiculous on us!
My human has always been sad about this hat. It’s really pretty, but the size just doesn’t work for my head. It either messes up my ears or looks awkward.
It does work… from exactly one angle.
Lastly, there’s this fruit hat. Even Carmen Miranda couldn’t make this look good, and she was the queen of fruit hats. If you don’t know who she is, do a Google image search. You won’t be disappointed!
So… which one of these things wins the ugly wars? Let me know in the comments.
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Summer that fruit hat made my Mom burst out laughing…….AND you definitely look like you HATE IT on your head too!
Hugs, Teddy
Oh Summer I have that exact little pink hat. Only it’s for my dolly that I’ve had since I was three. Over 60 years ago. She looks the same, I don’t mol
Thumbs down on fruit hat; you shouldn’t have to wear that sweet Summer.
Thanks for sharing those, it is so fun to see you in all of your outfits. I think you are cute in everything but I agree that the gingham dress doesn’t fit quite right but hey blame the designer not the model.
I don’t think those are failures. Except maybe the last one. 🙂
Now you are ready to go to Ascott with all these wonderful hats ! Long time I haven’t been visiting your blog, so many bad things happened in my life, my husband died 1 1/2 month ago, and I have to learn to live without him. I still have Rosie the youngest (15 years) Arthur just fell asleep forever 2 years ago. He made it to 19 !
That fruit hat needs to be saved for a crazy get up pawrty! Otherwise hide it, LOL!
You rocked them all, Summer. Even the fruit hat, kind of. Just saying!
I love her fashionable hat! She is a beautiful kitty!
Hard to choose. We loved your commentary, though!
Even your failures are adorable sweet Summer!
It is impossible for you to have a fail. You look cute in all these things.
That gingham dress would be purrfect for Dolly Parton! MOL
But even in fashion fails you’re adorable.
That first hat has charm but I am guessing it’s not a Somali hat? Maybe on another cat it would look fabulous! (You should see me trying on hats! Yes, No, Yes, BLEH, UGH, Wow…..)
Not only are we old enough to know who Carmen Miranda is – we also remember when a “sack dress” was a real thing !
Yup, some things look good until you try them on.
That hat in the last pic…AWFUL!
You are always cute though 🙂
Purrs, Julie
Well, not everything can be a fashion hit, Summer. Though that fruit hat made me MOL!
Yup. Those dresses are awful!
I think we’ve all had our fashion failures. I guess you
will be donating these items to clear some room in your
closet? They are bad enough it’s hard to choose just one
but I guess the fruit hat wins.
The carmen Miranda outfit made #1 laugh out loud! But honestly, Summer, the fashion may be a failure but you always look gorgeous!
Purrs,
The Chans
The first dress is lovely, but it is a pity it doesn’t fit. The fruit hat made me laugh.
The Carmen Miranda hat doesn’t look too bad, actually.