As you can see I am very upset. Somebody has been spilling trade secrets! Author Patricia Carlin got hold of this proprietary information and actually published it for everyone to see in this book, How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity. I was shocked to see my 11 years of hard work, distilled into 127 pages and a bunch of color photographs!
Now any cat with a vague dream of stardom can just pick up a book and learn how to get rich quick.
It has step-by-step instructions, from figuring out your type (even including “morons” and “clinically insane” cats), choosing props for videos (anything from rolls of toilet paper to Roombas), filming and editing tips for the humans — it even looks at marketing! Worst of all, it suggests that cats become authors. Hey, I did that first, with no roadmap! I had to gain my internet fame the hard way, through trial and error.
My only hope is that the majority of cats who read this book wind up doing nothing with all this valuable information, the same way humans are always buying books and then never accomplishing anything.
Seriously, like I need any more competition than I already have.
Well, if you are going to buy this book and give it a try, the least you can do is use my Amazon link below. I should get some sort of compensation for forging the road you are about to tread.
Buy How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity here!Disclosure: I was comped this book by the publisher. It is the least they could have done!