As you can see I am very upset. Somebody has been spilling trade secrets! Author Patricia Carlin got hold of this proprietary information and actually published it for everyone to see in this book, How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity. I was shocked to see my 11 years of hard work, distilled into 127 pages and a bunch of color photographs!
Now any cat with a vague dream of stardom can just pick up a book and learn how to get rich quick.
It has step-by-step instructions, from figuring out your type (even including “morons” and “clinically insane” cats), choosing props for videos (anything from rolls of toilet paper to Roombas), filming and editing tips for the humans — it even looks at marketing! Worst of all, it suggests that cats become authors. Hey, I did that first, with no roadmap! I had to gain my internet fame the hard way, through trial and error.
My only hope is that the majority of cats who read this book wind up doing nothing with all this valuable information, the same way humans are always buying books and then never accomplishing anything.
Seriously, like I need any more competition than I already have.
Well, if you are going to buy this book and give it a try, the least you can do is use my Amazon link below. I should get some sort of compensation for forging the road you are about to tread.
Buy How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity here!
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This can only be a supplement to the information and generous help we have already received from you Sparkle. You are the best as far as we are concerned.
So Sparkle, if mes reads and follows the tips in this book, mes will bes a internet sensation? Goodness, mes not sure mes could handle more sensation than me has now!
Yous rocks Sparkle, mes thinks YOUS could has written the book!
Kisses
Nellie
Can that adorable Binga read? I’m not sure she is cut out for the fame….she’s probably happy enough being your sister…your photobombing sister! (-:
Sure hope my mom-person doesn´t buy that book !
I think I am exposed enough as I am
XOXO
Ah Yes but SParkle How could anycat be as classy as you?xx Speedy
We want Dad to quit werk and spend more time with us but…
Having us at the center of a scheme may be too much
I think if we buy the book that will insure his slackerness never opening the cover
Done.
Glad we stole his ID
Being a celebricat seems like hard work, Sparkle! But you make it look easy. We bet lots of kites will read that book thinking it’s a piece of cake and realize how hard it is. You are a pioneer!!
hee hee! Binga plotting cracks us up. in our case at least, celebrity just wouldn’t fit with our fraidy cat nature 🙂
Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie
Binga is looking very interested Sparkle. I should keep an eye on her if I were you.
Sparkle you are our #1 celebrity kitty.
I hope no cat buys this book. We—and especially you—have worked hard building our followings the hard way. Now I’ve heard everything—cheat sheets for cats.
Sounds like a copycat book you should have written but the more the merrier. The world needs eleventy gabillion more cat books!
How dare they write a book you could have written ? But we don’t think that success can be hold in a single book. It’s hard work, but luck too. Purrs
See now, YOU lead and everyone follows. What can be said – we learn from the best.
Sparkle, I don’t think anyone can write a book on how to be a celebrity. It is just a matter of a lot of work, plus some great luck.Grumpy cat just got lucky because of her or his face and someone that knew how to push that face all over the place. It was different than most cats. I sure don’t want that book. Take care.
😯 That’s wild! Trying to copy you, huh!?
I hate it when someone no one writes up all of our secrets and gives them out to just any cat…
You’ll always be first in our hearts, Sparkle!! No worries there.
We don’t want to be internet celebrities but financial freedom sounds nice. Treats and toys for everyone then!
Wow, we bet that person who wrote the book gleaned a lot of the information from your blog. It does look pretty interesting, however. The human says if she ever has time to read anything other than blogs, she might pick up a copy. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
Allie: *GASP!!!* *scandalized look* How DARE they?!?!
Fortunately Waffles can’t read. And I sure don’t need him stealing any more of my limelight.
; ) Katie
Most humans are pretty lazy Sparkle. So even though many may buy the book I doubt they’ll do what needs to be done to make their kitty a star. Meow and Namaste! Pippy the Feline Yogini
You do deserve some compensation, Sparkle! Hey, I have an old Roomba under the couch MomFOD refuses to throw out. Does anyone want to buy it at a decent price? – Crepes.
Not all kitties are as smart and determined as you are, Sparkle! Some of us need help, LOL 🙂
Hmmmm, I typed internet cat celebrity into google and you came up Sparkle!
MOL MOL BINGA IS CONCENTRATING SO HARD I THINK I SEE SMOKE COMING OUT OF HER EARS
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
We wouldn’t like to be celebrities there’s enough to put up with Mum and her flashy box without having to give interviews and smile endlessly when all you wanted was a nap and someone to massage your paws.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Lucy wants me to snag this book… like now
We’re not sure we wanna be innernet celebrities….then we would have more pawparazzi to deal with!
We’re happy following you too! Our mommy wouldn’t do anything with the info like most hoomans …
That book looks interesting, but we are quite happy to follow you Sparkle 🙂
We get what we need from You, Boodie and the Tortitude of Binga 🙂
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure, JJ
and Angels Tiger and Tillie