My careless roommate keeps losing my crinkle balls — how can I keep them to myself?
Advice – January 2011
I am a deaf cat… so why does my human keep talking to me?
Advice – December 2010
My human is so busy that she doesn’t have time for me! How do I make her forget her stupid schedule?
Advice – November 2010
How can I get my humans to stop squirting me with that confounded water bottle?
Advice – October 2010
How can I deal with a roommate who can’t handle his nip habit?
Advice – September 2010
The human kitten is walking now — and he’s coming after me! What can I do?
Advice—August 2010
The new kitten is making me nuts, not to mention stressing out my human — how do I get them both to settle down?
Advice—July 2010
How do I stop my human from talking on the phone when I am relaxing on her lap?
Advice—June 2010
How can I get my human to stop with the stupid work-at-home thing and just play with me instead?
Advice—May 2010
I love to lie on my back and sunbathe, but my human spoils it by trying to rub my belly! I hate when she does that — how can I make her stop?
Advice—April 2010
I am an indoor cat – is it possible to train my human to be indoors-only too?
Advice—March 2010
Why does my human keep petting me when I ask her to stop?
Advice—February 2010
Why does my human keep taking my books away after I’ve made myself comfortable on them?
Advice—January 2010
How can I stop my human from dressing me in embarrassing holiday outfits?
Advice—December 2009
My human comes home from work and immediately feeds me… but what I really want is some playtime! How do I make this clear?
Advice—November 2009
My human put a potted plant right over my favorite sun patch! How do I get my space back?
Advice—October 2009
How can I teach my food-hogging brother some manners?
Advice—September 2009
How can I make my humans appreciate my artistic endeavors?
Advice—August 2009
My human comes home smelling like other cats! Why is she doing this to me?
Advice—July 2009
Why does our human get upset when we play with our water bowl?
Advice—June 2009
Why does my new friend get so jealous when I play with his humans?
Advice—May 2009
My humans hate how much I shed — is there anything I can do about this?