A few weeks ago, my human decided to feed me an hour later than before! How do I get her to change it back?
Advice – November 2012
I need to check up on things on the kitchen counter but my human keeps yelling at me — how do I make her stop?
Advice – October 2012
The male human here is clueless — can he be trained at all?
Advice – September 2012
I’m just a kitten – why does my human hate it when I chew on her?
Advice – August 2012
How can I stop my human from coddling the new kitten?
Advice – July 2012
How can I make my human stop yelling every time I jump on top of the China cabinet?
Advice – June 2012
I love chewing on blinds, but all of a sudden they taste awful and burned my tongue — what happened?
Advice – May 2012
My human keeps coming home with dumb cat toys, but I prefer playing with real prey! How can I get her to figure that out?
Advice – April 2012
My human won’t let me sleep on her head — but that’s exactly where I want to sleep! How do I make her give in?
Advice – March 2012
My humans use the red dot to play with me, but I can never catch it! Do you have any tips on how to finally kill it?
Advice – February 2012
We two cats are just fine ignoring each other — so why is our human trying to force us to be friends?
Advice – January 2012
Do I really have to be good for Christmas?
Advice – December 2011
My human still misses the cat before me — am I not as good as that cat?
Advice – November 2011
I hate when my human tries to trim my claws — how do I make her stop?
Advice – October 2011
My human moved in with a friend who has a really annoying cat! How do I get rid of these two?
Advice – September 2011
How do I get my human to put down her colored sticks and pay more attention to me?
Advice – August 2011
How can I enjoy the aromatic delights of dirty laundry without my human spoiling the fun?
Advice – July 2011
Why does my human hate it when I put my Teddy bear next to my food dish?
Advice – June 2011
My human just called me the “worst cat ever!” Can this relationship be saved?
Advice – May 2011
How do I stop my human from spring cleaning, and wiping my scent off of everything?
Advice – April 2011
Why won’t my human let me play with those things she puts on her feet?
Advice – March 2011
My human misbehaves — is there a training school for humans?
