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You are here: Home / Advice / Advice – November 2012

Advice – November 2012

October 25, 2012 By: Sparkle Cat29 Comments

Dear Sparkle,
I like to be where the action is, so naturally my favorite place to hang out is the kitchen counter. The only problem is I get yelled at whenever I am up there! You have no idea how annoying this is. If I am not up there, how am I going to find out important things, like what my human has brought home from the grocery store, or what’s for dinner, or if there are any used dishes with food still on them? As the de facto head of the household, it is necessary for me to know all these things, so I do not appreciate these interruptions. How do I make them stop?
Signed,
Aggravated Aby

Dear Aggravated,
What was your human thinking, bringing home an Abyssinian kitty like you and then getting upset that you are all up in her kitchen stuff? Abys are the micromanagers of the cat world. I know because being a Somali, we share this trait. I’m not sure, however, if there is a way to get your human to stop the vocalizing whenever you get up on the kitchen counter. Some humans just have issues with it, while others actually feed their cats up there, and unfortunately you wound up with the former. But, I am glad to say, there are workarounds. In fact, you might even be able to make it work to your advantage. But the workarounds first. The most logical one is to do your counter surfing, exploration and quality control when she is either not around, or at least far enough away from the kitchen so that she won’t hear you up there. That way you can at least keep an eye on things without being disturbed. You can also use your feline talent for persistence. If you think you can actually wear you human down, and that she will give up and just let you be if you keep jumping on the counter, go for it. It is true that humans have far less staying power than we kitties.

But this is my favorite way of dealing with a human who constantly disrupts kitty business — turn it around and use it as a training tool! Is there something you want out of your human, such as more playtime, or you want dinner at an earlier hour? Jump on the counter! When you have her full (loud) attention, jump down and run to your favorite interactive toy, or to where the food cupboard is and paw at it. At first she probably won’t know what you are getting at, but after a few tries she will start to figure it out. And once she does, she may even think you are smart for asking for what you want (which is pretty funny, because it is really the same thing as admitting that she is not as smart as you). Then every time you jump on the counter, she will be ready to do your bidding. The side benefit is that she will probably stop yelling at you for being up there, and just do whatever it is you have trained her to do — a double win!

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  1. Sass says

    November 25, 2012 at 11:00 am

    I live on the counter…there are even extra placemats up there for me to sleep on. After dinner I come over to the table to get RUBBBBBED….There are placemats there too for me to sleep on…I purrrrrr very loudly and lick noses as a reward for good behavior…

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  2. Small Town Mommy says

    November 2, 2012 at 6:20 am

    Our cats jump on the counter and we typically allow it. The only time I don’t like it is while cooking. The cooktop is there and a kitty could easily go up in flames.

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  3. Colehaus Cats says

    October 26, 2012 at 10:35 am

    It’s all a battle of wills, a battle we will win! Besides, all that vocalizing isn’t referring to us, is it? That’s just crazy talk! Purrs…

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  4. Kizzie says

    October 26, 2012 at 8:12 am

    I have the same problem – oddly enough the humans don’t mind me jumping on the office desk. Funny things aren’t they?
    Thanks for the comment on my blog. I am planning my revenge when I am old – there will be lots of the real McCoy then, if my predecessor is anything to go by.

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  5. Spitty the Kitty says

    October 25, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    Sparkle, I just don’t know how you became so WISE. Honestly, it’s impressive. I has the envy.

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  6. Oui Oui says

    October 25, 2012 at 7:58 pm

    When I jump up on the counter and the mom is around, I look surprised, like I’m not sure what happened and how I got up there. That makes her laugh and I don’t get yelled at.

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  7. Cathy Keisha says

    October 25, 2012 at 6:20 pm

    Good advice! I don’t jump on the counter probably cos there’s no room. HAH!

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  8. Noir the Texas Tabby says

    October 25, 2012 at 5:13 pm

    Ms. Sparkle–your advice is so sound!! Tommy tried to get us stay off the counter–but ya know what? When Tommy ain’t home, how is she gonna know?

    Noir

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  9. The Island Cats says

    October 25, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    Our humans gave up long time ago trying to keep us off the counters. It was a losing battle…for them! Do you know that now one of us gets fed on the kitchen counter?? Now we know who’s been trained!!

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  10. Pumpkinpuddy says

    October 25, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    Mom tried to train us not to get on the counters or the kitchen table. MOL! We outlasted her. Now we get treats on the table and have our own tablecloth. She changes it out for when people come and then puts ours back after they eat. We also go on the counters whenever we want, and use the counters to get up on top of the kitchen cabinets.

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  11. CATachresis says

    October 25, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    *so think*!!! I meant thick! I think, she’s thick!! mol

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  12. CATachresis says

    October 25, 2012 at 1:01 pm

    Humans are just so think! That’s all I’m saying!!! Good advice 🙂

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  13. Famous SpokesGoat Pricilla says

    October 25, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    You are smart Sparkle. The Farm cats are not allowed on the counters and they actually listen to this rule.

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  14. BeadedTail says

    October 25, 2012 at 11:13 am

    Our daddy tried the no-counter rule around here but our persistence wore him down so now that’s where we eat our stinky goodness although it’s in a corner away from where their fun stuff happens.

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  15. Caren Gittleman says

    October 25, 2012 at 9:28 am

    I always counter surf and am not supposed to! I may have to try this myself!

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  16. Simba says

    October 25, 2012 at 8:23 am

    Great advice. However I do think either Audrey wrote that letter to you and disguised herself as the Aby, or she has some hidden Aby blood. She is ALWAYS on the counters!!

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  17. Brian says

    October 25, 2012 at 8:17 am

    Great advise Sparkle! I never get on the counters, but that is my choice!

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  18. Marg says

    October 25, 2012 at 7:48 am

    We are pretty good about not getting on the counter. But usually the counter is so full of stuff, that there isn’t room for us so we don’t bother. And we know our dishes are on the floor and that is where the food appears.
    That was great advice Sparkle. Just sneak in there when the Human is busy with something.
    Take care.

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  19. Texas, a cat in New York says

    October 25, 2012 at 7:44 am

    Another great piece of advice!
    It is particularly unfair since we help the humans clean the dishes sometimes. For some reason they are not pleased with it.

    Purrs

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  20. prancer pie says

    October 25, 2012 at 7:18 am

    With this great advice, she’ll have her human trained in no time! MOL!

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  21. Random Felines says

    October 25, 2012 at 7:09 am

    mom has also given up on that- she just wishes certain black cats who live here would stop knocking stuff off 🙂

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  22. Toby & Leia says

    October 25, 2012 at 6:13 am

    Sighs. Will hoomins never learn? We belong anywhere we want to be. Our Mom doesn’t even try to keep us off. We’re sure Aby’s mom will figure it out fast.

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  23. Cory says

    October 25, 2012 at 5:26 am

    Mom knows that MY place to be fed is on the counters. It helps us to have a woofie who will eat our kitty food if it is on the floor so I guess we should consider our Grete as an asset.

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  24. The Kitties of Purring Pines says

    October 25, 2012 at 3:22 am

    We’ve finally convinced mommy that food tastes better on the counters, she needs our supervision, & it’s the best place to feed the less-secure cats wet food! Have a good Furday eve.

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  25. The Paw Relations says

    October 25, 2012 at 3:19 am

    Ah, we do that with the mum and the very high shelf of forbidden things.

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  26. The Poupounette Gang says

    October 25, 2012 at 2:46 am

    We of course have the run of every surface in the house, #1 having figured out many years ago that Abys rule. She is wise…

    Purrs,
    The Chans

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  27. Hannah and Lucy says

    October 25, 2012 at 1:21 am

    We can’t understand why we get told “Get Down” when we get up on our counters – why have them at window height if you’re not meant to look out?!?!
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  28. Duni says

    October 25, 2012 at 1:04 am

    Sound advice, Sparkle!
    luckily my human never yells when I’m on the kitchen counter. In fact I live up there (I even have a blankie in the corner). Hope Aby’s Mom learns fast!
    many purrs,
    Sammy =^..^=

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  29. d'ArtagnanRumblepurr (@rumblepurr) says

    October 25, 2012 at 12:44 am

    Humans need to get over this ‘no cats on the counter’ thing. Rumbledad used to say that. Rumblemum laughed at him and we ignored him. After a time he learned.

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