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Dear Sparkle: My Feline Roomies Still Whap Me After 7 Years!
You will be shocked — I actually answer a question from a dog! He is being whapped by the cats in his family after seven years! Find out what I have to tell him. Continue reading
Dear Sparkle: Silly Human Questions
This month's advice column addresses a couple of queries from humans. Don't blame me if they are silly questions! Continue reading
Photo Hunt: Footprints
I hope my paw prints are a suitable replacement for Footprints in this week's Photo Hunt! Continue reading
Advice – March 2013
My human always ends our stalking games before I get to catch anything! How do I make her play right? Continue reading
Advice – January 2013
My human stresses me out when she takes me to the vet — how do I stop her freakish behavior? Continue reading
Advice – December 2012
A few weeks ago, my human decided to feed me an hour later than before! How do I get her to change it back? Continue reading
Pawty at Tonight’s #NipClub – and Buy a PAWtographed Book!
I am having another PAWtograph signing pawty — this time at tonight's #NipClub! Stop by and do some holiday shopping for your book-loving cat humans! Continue reading
Advice – October 2012
The male human here is clueless — can he be trained at all? Continue reading
My Virtual Book Signing Pawty Was AWESOME!
I hope you made it to my Virtual Book Signing because it was lots of fun! If you didn't, find out what you missed! Continue reading
Reminder: Book Signing This Saturday!
My paw is ready to do some PAWtographing! Continue reading
Book Signing Pawty with Nip and Bones and Baby Patches!
Baby Patches and I have teamed up to sell my book on her Nip and Bones store — and we are having a virtual book signing pawty to celebrate! Continue reading
Advice – September 2012
I'm just a kitten - why does my human hate it when I chew on her? Continue reading
Advice – August 2012
How can I stop my human from coddling the new kitten? Continue reading
Advice – July 2012
How can I make my human stop yelling every time I jump on top of the China cabinet? Continue reading
Advice – June 2012
I love chewing on blinds, but all of a sudden they taste awful and burned my tongue — what happened? Continue reading
Advice – May 2012
My human keeps coming home with dumb cat toys, but I prefer playing with real prey! How can I get her to figure that out? Continue reading
Advice – April 2012
My human won't let me sleep on her head — but that's exactly where I want to sleep! How do I make her give in? Continue reading
Advice – March 2012
My humans use the red dot to play with me, but I can never catch it! Do you have any tips on how to finally kill it? Continue reading
Advice – February 2012
We two cats are just fine ignoring each other — so why is our human trying to force us to be friends? Continue reading
Advice – January 2012
Do I really have to be good for Christmas? Continue reading
Advice – December 2011
My human still misses the cat before me — am I not as good as that cat? Continue reading
Advice – November 2011
I hate when my human tries to trim my claws — how do I make her stop? Continue reading















