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By Sparkle on June 21, 2011
Why does my human hate it when I put my Teddy bear next to my food dish?
Posted in Cat-to-Cat Advice | Tagged cat advice, charming feline rituals, dear sparkle, small-minded humans, Teddy bear |
By Sparkle on May 19, 2011
My human just called me the “worst cat ever!” Can this relationship be saved?
Posted in Cat-to-Cat Advice | Tagged best cat, cat advice, dear sparkle, worst human |
By Sparkle on April 23, 2011
How do I stop my human from spring cleaning, and wiping my scent off of everything?
Posted in Cat-to-Cat Advice | Tagged cat advice, humans are insane, scent marking, spring cleaning |
By Sparkle on March 22, 2011
Why won’t my human let me play with those things she puts on her feet?
Posted in Cat-to-Cat Advice | Tagged cat advice, dangerous snakes, dear sparkle, shoe crazy humans, shoe whiffing, shoe-worship |
By Sparkle on February 18, 2011
My human misbehaves — is there a training school for humans?
Posted in Cat-to-Cat Advice | Tagged cat advice, dear sparkle, human obedience school, human training |
By Sparkle on January 24, 2011
My careless roommate keeps losing my crinkle balls — how can I keep them to myself?
Posted in Cat-to-Cat Advice | Tagged cat advice, crinkle balls, dear sparkle, dumb humans, lame cat toys |
By Sparkle on December 23, 2010
I am a deaf cat… so why does my human keep talking to me?
Posted in Cat-to-Cat Advice | Tagged cat advice, deaf cats, dear sparkle, dumb humans, useless chatter |
By Sparkle on November 18, 2010
My human is so busy that she doesn’t have time for me! How do I make her forget her stupid schedule?
Posted in Cat-to-Cat Advice | Tagged cat advice, dear sparkle, kitty playtime, stupid human schedules |
By Sparkle on October 21, 2010
How can I get my humans to stop squirting me with that confounded water bottle?
Posted in Cat-to-Cat Advice | Tagged cat advice, dear sparkle, human insanity, punishment is futile, water bottle |
By Sparkle on September 26, 2010
How can I deal with a roommate who can’t handle his nip habit?
Posted in Cat-to-Cat Advice | Tagged buzz kill, cat advice, catnip, dear sparkle, honeysuckle, nipaholic, valerian |
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