cat advice
Dear Sparkle: How Do I Make My Human Pet Me Right?
This kitty's human is always petting her at the wrong time! It time to set her straight. Continue reading
Dear Sparkle: My Feline Roomies Still Whap Me After 7 Years!
You will be shocked — I actually answer a question from a dog! He is being whapped by the cats in his family after seven years! Find out what I have to tell him. Continue reading
Dear Sparkle: Kitten Care Basics
This nice human is bringing home a kitten — and she has never had a pet! Can you help me advise her on giving the kitty a great start? Continue reading
Dear Sparkle: Silly Human Questions
This month's advice column addresses a couple of queries from humans. Don't blame me if they are silly questions! Continue reading
Advice – March 2013
My human always ends our stalking games before I get to catch anything! How do I make her play right? Continue reading
Advice – January 2013
My human stresses me out when she takes me to the vet — how do I stop her freakish behavior? Continue reading
Advice – December 2012
A few weeks ago, my human decided to feed me an hour later than before! How do I get her to change it back? Continue reading
Advice – October 2012
The male human here is clueless — can he be trained at all? Continue reading
Advice – September 2012
I'm just a kitten - why does my human hate it when I chew on her? Continue reading
Advice – August 2012
How can I stop my human from coddling the new kitten? Continue reading
Advice – July 2012
How can I make my human stop yelling every time I jump on top of the China cabinet? Continue reading
Advice – June 2012
I love chewing on blinds, but all of a sudden they taste awful and burned my tongue — what happened? Continue reading
Advice – May 2012
My human keeps coming home with dumb cat toys, but I prefer playing with real prey! How can I get her to figure that out? Continue reading
Advice – April 2012
My human won't let me sleep on her head — but that's exactly where I want to sleep! How do I make her give in? Continue reading
Advice – March 2012
My humans use the red dot to play with me, but I can never catch it! Do you have any tips on how to finally kill it? Continue reading
Advice – February 2012
We two cats are just fine ignoring each other — so why is our human trying to force us to be friends? Continue reading
Advice – January 2012
Do I really have to be good for Christmas? Continue reading
Advice – December 2011
My human still misses the cat before me — am I not as good as that cat? Continue reading
Advice – November 2011
I hate when my human tries to trim my claws — how do I make her stop? Continue reading
Advice – October 2011
My human moved in with a friend who has a really annoying cat! How do I get rid of these two? Continue reading
Advice – September 2011
How do I get my human to put down her colored sticks and pay more attention to me? Continue reading
Advice – August 2011
How can I enjoy the aromatic delights of dirty laundry without my human spoiling the fun? Continue reading











