Sparkle's Designer Cat Store

My human and I sat down and had a talk. "If you want to keep this site running, you're going to have to start paying for bandwidth and such," she told me. Nevermind the fact that I'm a cat and I don't know from bandwidth, hosting charges and domain name fees. She started to explain the whole deal with finances, but I found it all about as interesting as the time she did her taxes. So finally she shut up about that and said, "That means you'll have to put a store up on your site." Right. So now I have to hawk stuff. That's really embarrassing - I mean, I'm supposed to be above all that! "I'm certainly not going to hype litter!" I said. We wound up making a deal - I get to talk about cat stuff I like and she promises to stop bothering me about bandwidth. I guess that for now it's a workable compromise. Many items are from either PETsMART. or Cat's Play.

My Designer Cat Shop This is my CafePress store, where you can find mugs, tee shirts, sweat shirts, clocks and more - even calendars! - with pictures of me on them! You'll find some of your favorite photos from my diary - now you can wear them or display them in your home! Designer Cat Collars & Necklaces Stop buying your cats generic cat collars! We deserve designer cat collars - something with style, class, or at least a collar that makes a statement of some sort. Cats like looking good - that's why we spend so much time grooming. Interactive Cat Toys The thing I want to know is - is there a cat toy that's not interactive? Isn't playing about interacting with something? Whatever. Here are some really great cat toys. Cat Trees, Towers and Furniture The biggest problem with humans is that they skimp on the cat trees - they should have one for every room. Usually they have more chairs and couches than they'll ever need, but just one cat tree. Want to keep us off your furniture? Get us our own. Scratching Posts and Cat Scratchers This is another area where humans tend to skimp. Trust me, you got cats, you need scratching posts. Yes, that's scratching posts, plural. They don't cost a fortune. You can afford to have a few. Luxury Cat Items You know you deserve only the best, so bookmark this page on your human's computer. It's filled with the highest quality cat trees, cat beds, cat jewelry and more. Yeah, these deluxe items are expensive, but what else are your humans going to do with their money - buy electronic gizmos or something? Convince them they'll be much happer if they get you a stained glass litter cabinet instead. Cat Stuff for Humans I hope you have bought your cat a few things before looking at these items, which are for humans. You people know you come second (a distant second) to us cats. But I am including cat gifts, jewelry, t-shirts, stationery, posters and the like just in case you have a little money left over after buying your cat everything she wants.