New Episodes of My Cat From Hell starting Saturday!
I hope your humans do not have any plans Saturday night because they will have to be canceled! It is way more important that they stay home and watch Animal Planet’s My Cat From Hell. Just three episodes aired last year, but it was enough to convince anybody that its star, Jackson Galaxy, is the premier human trainer for cats! Of course he disguises his true intentions by letting others call him a “cat behaviorist,” but we kitties know the deal: it’s the humans’ behavior that causes us to act out. Correct what the humans are doing and — what a surprise! — we become nice kitties.
Jackson Galaxy is special in his field because he has such an excellent grasp of cat language, and at the same time, he speaks human really well too! He knows how to tell humans how to modify their behavior and correct their mistakes without making them feel dumb or silly. I know I couldn’t do that — when my human does something wrong, I glare at her or look at her like she is nuts. Jackson Galaxy never glares at his clients. He is always polite to them. I guess this is why most human trainers, or cat behaviorists, or whatever you want to call them, are human and not cats.
So kitties, sit your humans in front of the TV this Saturday, January 7, at 8 PM Eastern and Pacific Time, and make sure they tune in to My Cat From Hell. Tomorrow is the first of six all-new one-hour episodes. Spending time with Jackson Galaxy will no doubt improve your humans’ behavior. I bet they will even enjoy learning from him — and as you know, humans always learn best when they are having a good time. Maybe you can even add your own positive reinforcement with a head butt during some of the more relevant scenes.