Announcement: Victory Is Ours!
June is going to be a very exciting month for all kitties! And not just because June 24 is my birthday. It is actually a very special birthday for me because I am going to be 10!
Unfortunately, my human did not have anything fabulous to give me this year because she can’t afford the kind of cat tree I deserve, and she already got me a new house in 2006. So she thought very hard for a long time about how to make my birthday special, and she finally figured it out — she made my tenth birthday exceptional by declaring it:
Cat World Domination Day!
So not only do I get to celebrate my turning 10 on June 24, I also get to declare victory because we cats have taken over the world!
I know that some of you think we already have achieved World Domination, but it’s not official until there’s a day for it — and now there is! I even have graphics for it in three sizes — grab one if you want and display it proudly!
I will have several updates this month to let you know what is going to happen now that we have officially achieved World Domination, and what to expect on Cat World Domination Day (i.e., my birthday). It is going to be great!