Becoming a member of Sparkle’s Fan Club is free! And you get all these perks:
- A monthly email newsletter containing Sparkle’s tips, links and more!
- A special, members-only link to a downloadable, full-page PDF calendar — new each month!
- Coupons and special promotions from many popular pet-related online merchants!
- Fan Club-only contests — win copies of Sparkle’s books, calendars, cat toys and other exciting prizes!
- A special Fan Club banner you can add to your blog or website!
- And lots more cool cat stuff!
All you need to do is agree to follow Sparkle’s Credo and fill out the form at the bottom of this page:
Sparkle’s Credo
1. I pledge my allegiance and loyalty to all felines around the world… and beyond.
2. I affirm that cats are superior to the human race, and that humans were put on this earth to serve cats.
3. I shall groom frequently, so I am always clean and presentable.
4. I shall play hard, nap hard and purr frequently.
5. I will always lend a helping hand to a cat or kitten less fortunate than myself.
6. I will show my claws — and use them — when someone is being cruel to another cat.
7. When a human is neglectful of his or her duties (i.e., changing the litter box, purchasing quality cat food, supplying sufficient cat toys, etc.), I shall make this fact known in no uncertain terms.
8. If I am a human, I will make sure my cats have pristine litter boxes, the highest quality premium cat food and an array of cat toys so they don’t get bored. If I am neglectful in any of these aforementioned responsibilities, I will not complain when I receive the appropriate consequences.
9. I will do all in my power to rid the world of kill shelters, and to strive for all cats to find homes where they are loved, appreciated and served.
10. I shall always behave with dignity, and expect the respect I deserve.
