Cat Gifts for Humans

I'm really galled by the selfishness of humans. I put up pages and pages of cool stuff they can buy for their cats and what happens? They start nagging me about putting up some pages with cat gifts for humans. I keep trying to teach you people that you use money to buy cats things. Obviously you aren't getting the message. Well, at least you want to get stuff that looks like cats, or that has pictures of cats, so you're not completely clueless. So here are some cat gifts for (ugh) humans.

My Official Designer Cat Merchandise Yes, I know it's on the main store page, but most of the stuff here is for humans. Cafe Press needs to make some things for cats, but until then you can get human stuff with me on them. 2006 Cat Calendars I don't know if you've noticed, but the concept of "schedules" is foreign to cats. Humans, however seem to swear by them, so here are a variety of 2006 cat calendars for you. The cats are there to remind you humans that schedules aren't everything. Cat T-Shirts Okay, I have to admit that the last thing on earth a cat would want to wear is a t-shirt. T-shirts look so much better on humans anyhow. Especially when they have a picture of a cat or a caption referring to cats. Cat Jewelry You know how humans put collars on us cats whether we like it or not? Well, we think humans should wear jewelry with cats on them, whether they like it or not. Cat Gifts Here are cat gifts for humans that aren't t-shirts or jewelry - china, gift baskets, prints, ceramics, that type of stuff. I tried to choose things that were out of the ordinary, but I still think you should be buying stuff for your cats. Cat Stationery As you know, cats love paper and pens, so it's only natural that we would want to have our images displayed on them. Here's some cat stationery for your cat to play with and lie on. Maybe your cat will even let you use it. Cat Posters and Prints This page of photographic cat posters is from my human's website. She wanted to put up a whole page of cat posters and prints featuring mostly photographs, not drawings. Don't ask me why - I can't read her mind.