Oh look! My human got me something for Valentine’s Day!
Some yummy red tissue paper!
Oh, wait! I think there is something else in there!
It’s… it’s… a necklace.
Normally I don’t like wearable gifts, but this one was kind of cool. In fact, since I did not seem to mind it, my human left it on me and forgot I was wearing it.
That is, until a couple of hours later, when she found the ribbon part on the dining room floor, covered in cat spit. What can I say? I love chewing on ribbon! What do you mean it’s ruined? I was just getting started.