Tipsy Christmas

It was sprinkled with Magic Fairy Dust, aka silvervine

Before my human brought out our Christmas gifts on Tuesday morning, she thought it might be fun if she sprinkled them with a bit of silvervine. The only problem was, she accidentally went a little overboard and spilled a lot on them! Seriously they were reeking when she put them down for us.

This thing is still sitting where we left it on Tuesday, and has barely been touched.

We were so high on silvervine that we did not really care about the presents! Here I am, halfheartedly playing with the first gift we opened — one of those circular things with fuzzy mice spinning around.

She also tried to eat the ribbon before my human took it away

Binga just wanted to go back and huff the wrapping paper.

Can you tell how impressed I was?

The next gift was one of those elaborate things that requires a bunch of batteries and instructions. My human was so proud of herself because she actually had the batteries on hand. Never mind that she had them on hand because she had to make an emergency run to 7-Eleven at 11 PM on Christmas Eve.

You do not have to read my mind to know what I was thinking.

Of course, the 7-Eleven batteries, along with being overpriced, did not work! I may never find out what this thing is supposed to do.

I have it on good word that this armoire is smarter than my human

Not that I cared. I was so high on silvervine that I wound up making love to the armoire!

I think I saw these sitting on the dining table... for like three months.

The last gift seemed like an afterthought. Cheap ping pong balls from the drug store? Really!

We are lucky none of us OD'd!

Binga couldn’t even be bothered to get up for them.

I think she had less silvervine than me and Binga

At least Boodie enjoyed herself.

Or maybe not

Until the silvervine got to her too. So yeah, this was not the most impressive Christmas ever.

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