On Super Bowl Sunday, there is not going to be any football watching here. My human hates sports. Her boyfriend is on tour in Europe, and even if he were here, there still would not be any football watching because he hates sports too! Especially football. Nobody here even knows who is playing. Or cares. So guess what? We are going to have a party! A no-football, Super Cat Sunday party for you kitties out there who, like me, do not care about football!
Instead of football on the TV, we are going to have Cat Sitting DVDs. Instead of pizza and chips, we are going to have salmon and roast chicken! No beer, either, but lots of niptinis and tuna juleps! And of course, we are not going to spend the whole time in front of the TV — we are gonna play lots and lots of games with my huge selection of cat toys! My human even bought a handful of small toys to give away as door prizes!
So if you were wondering what to do on Sunday that does not involve football, come by here and join the fun! And those of you who are attending Super Bowl festivities… if you get bored watching those humans chase some ball around, you are welcome to come over and chase some balls around yourself!