My Not-So Excellent Adventure

By Sparkle on September 16, 2009

My human said she had something really cool to show me. I should have known something was up right away when she told me I had to get in the cat carrier to look. Trust me, I did not get in there willingly.
Since when do getting in a cat carrier and really cool fit in the same sentence?

So she takes me into the garage and I can see through the cat carrier mesh that she has a new car.
Do you realize how many cat trees she could have gotten for what she paid for this thing?

I was totally NOT impressed by this! Even though she let me wander around inside it. You know and I know that cars only mean ONE THING.
NOT impressed with that new car smell, either.

After a few minutes, she stuck me back in the carrier and told me we were going for a little ride. And next thing I knew my suspicions were correct.
I've seen this place before

She took me to the vet.
Even worse, the waiting room smelled of dog and NO cats

I was gypped. Shanghaied and gypped.
Waiting for the thermometer of doom

One of these nights I should sneak out and take that car on a joy ride of my own. And I know one place I’m not going to!
Has a cat ever been arrested for Grand Theft Auto?

Where do you think I should go with my human’s car?

Posted in Sparkle's Diary | Tagged car, cat carrier, grand theft auto, not so excellent adventure, sparkle's diary, thermometer of doom, vet | 2 Responses

2 responses to “My Not-So Excellent Adventure”

Snowball and Cheetoes September 17, 2009 at 11:07 am | Permalink | Reply

If we where you (every cat’s dream) we would drive petsmart and buy lots of kitty stuff!
Daisy the Curly Cat October 3, 2009 at 5:04 am | Permalink | Reply

Sparkle, I have always wanted to drive a car. But my feets cannot reach the clutch. I think I would drive to the butcher shop and get some meats.