I really don’t know why my human agreed to have a psychic do a reading for us cats. If the psychic from Psychic Source could have talked to us kitties directly, I’m sure it would have been pretty good, but my human neglected to mention (mainly because she forgot) that she is the worst, most unreadable subject for a psychic! They can never figure her out and usually get a lot of wrong stuff about her. And since she had to be the go-between for the psychic and us cats, the results were mixed. I don’t blame the psychic at all — she seemed very nice and I know she’s done way better for friends of ours — I blame my human.
We had Nancy, the same lady as Glogirly and Tamar of I Have Cat. The first thing she got wrong was she thought from my photos that I was a boy kitty! Which, in a way, was kind of interesting because lots of humans and kitties have mistaken me for a boy cat! I must give off some sort of feline masculine energy. My human told her I was kind of a “Tomgirl cat,” which explains a lot.
She also thought Binga was a little cat… which she isn’t. And that she and Boodie were alike, when they are actually opposites. She thought I was here the longest, when I was actually the most recent cat to come live with my human (although that was in 2002, so it was quite a long time ago). But Nancy did get some things right. “Sparkle does sparkle,” she said. “She has a mission. I feel she does.” Yes! She also said Boodie is laid back and will sleep anywhere, which she pretty much does. And she did say we have a happy home. Then Nancy asked if she could pull some Tarot cards for us.
Bet you weren’t expecting that we had kitty-sized Tarot cards, were you?
Nancy said I saw my human as the Queen of Pentacles, which makes sense because she’s the money manager around here and she’s the one who buys us stuff.
She said that Binga saw my human as the Empress, which cracks me up because if that is true, she is in a constant state of revolt!
Then she said that Binga saw my human’s boyfriend as the Chariot, or as her “Knight in Shining Armor,” and since he is the one who gives her treats every day, that is probably pretty accurate. Boodie didn’t get any cards pulled because no one thought about it, which is also pretty descriptive of Boodie’s personality.
Nancy asked if my human wanted to know anything else and she said, “Yes, Sparkle is really a picky eater and the vets have never been able to diagnose her problem in a way that could help her eat more. Can you sense anything I might be able to look into?”
Nancy thought I seemed pretty healthy, just cautious about food. Then she said, “A cat that my sister has is very much like Sparkle. She is a very picky eater and my sister started giving her small portions of canned chicken.” The cat’s vet said it was all right as a supplement to her regular cat food if she was going through a period where she wasn’t eating enough.
I take back anything negative I said about Nancy’s reading! Thank you — you were awesome! If any of you kitties want to try your paw at a reading (and maybe get some canned chicken), you can find the pet psychics here.
Disclosure: I got my psychic reading for free and was not compensated in any other way. My opinions are totally my own. And I love chicken!
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