The Lamest-Ever Christmas Present

Over the years my human has come up with some pretty lame gifts. There were the stocking stuffers that were a little too cheap…

I think she got them for free from somewhere

And there was the year she gave us that horrible Bubble Kitty gun. It was supposed to shoot catnip-scented bubbles. All it did was scare us — we all ran away when we heard that awful grinding-plastic whine.

I knew it was gonna blow before she even opened it up.

But I think the absolute worst Christmas gift was the time she brought home that “Thing in a Bag” thing.

"Cats can't resist" my eye!

Here is proof of how bad it was! Funny enough, it turned out to be one of the most popular videos on my channel. (Go here if you can’t see the embedded video below:

A closer look at the packaging revealed why it was such a lame cat toy. Honestly, how would this company know jack about us cats?

Maybe they should have called themselves "Unhappy Cat Toys."

I’m part of Tribal Blog’s Carnival this week! Stop by the next blogger to see what lame gift a human received:
My Worst Christmas Present Ever Used to Belong to a Dead Woman by Cardiogirl

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