It’s a universal theme amongst us cats: our humans are always sticking cameras in our faces when we least want them! So I thought I would do you a favor and share some of my most successful avoidance tactics from recent photo sessions. They are very simple, but they have ruined countless shoots.
The first one is to merely look everywhere but at the camera. And I mean everywhere. Make it super obvious that you are not looking on purpose.
Here is another good one: blink, so that your eyes are half closed when your human clicks the shutter. Do your best to hide your pupils — it looks creepier that way.
I call this one, “That speck of dust is more interesting than you trying to photograph me.”
And when all else fails, just leave.
Hope this helps!