Some very important Cat Laws have been broken lately around here. Let me point them out — the rest of you humans take note.
First off, if you are going to leave a big box sitting around for weeks on end, please take all the packing junk out so we cats can play in it.
Second, can you PLEASE remove the take-out food from the bag more carefully so you don’t tear it? You just ruined what could have been a really fun toy.
All infractions shall be punished by Denial of Headbutts.