Can you believe it?!
My breeder discovered an awful flaw on Billie that will disqualify her from cat shows and make her a bad prospect for her breeding program, so she is giving her up. And my human said she would take her! So that means there will be two Somali kitties living here. Are you as shocked as I am?
Oh, you want to know what the flaw is? She has a third ear growing out of the back of her head. Good thing you can’t see it — it’s kind of creepy.
You didn’t really believe that, did you? Billie is perfect, and there is no way her breeder is letting go of her! And there is no way we need another cat in this house. I need most of my human’s kitty energy for my shows and therapy cat visits. So there will be no new cats here for a long, long time.