Do I look like I know something? I do! I went to random.org and picked the FURminator giveaway winner! It is:
Concatulations, Michele! My human will be in touch with you to get your address. The FURminator and small bonus human gift will be off to you shortly.
Now, excuse me while I get FURminated with my own tool!
This is way better than having to lick off that loose fur myself!