Extreme… Grime
See that Apple Airport Extreme sitting on the corner of my desk? That is where I like to sit while I am supervising my human. Sitting over there, I am not hovering, but if I need her attention, it is easy to walk up and poke her.
But my human finally just noticed, after months of my constant supervision, that the Airport Extreme wasn’t the pure white it is supposed to be!
You mean I have been sitting on that?
How embarrassing! Somebody will have to pay.
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Oh Sparkle, you are just doing your job. If the person has something in your way, then that is her fault. She needs to make sure there is a clear place for you to snoopervise. Have yourselves a great day.
Obviously your mommy is NOT concenCATing on the right stuff … YOU!!! Cats like clean! Our daddy gets upset when something sits on top of our white box …
How inconsiderate of your human, Sparkle. Of course you want a clean spot to perch. Boy, she’s a slacker, isn’t she?
Dear Sparkle,
You are a cat with good taste. You need to keep your human on her toes!
Best wishes,
Anna
guffaw….. We won’t go into this. Honest! We won’t! We really WON’T!!!!!!!
How naughty of your Mom to expect you to sit on that dirty box Sparkle. We think a whap on the knuckles is in order!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Mom’s is white too…but I haven’t discovered it. It’s on the floor too. I am not as petite as you are though so I doubt I could fit.
A nice little cushion would be an excellent thing to place on the desk where you would like to sit. Freshly washed, of course.
looks like your cleaning service is about as effecient as ours….
Hehehe – we daren’t post photos of things that are meant to be white as they have many different shades in this place!
Not much is white in our home once I have been sat on it either.
I don’t know, Sparkle….I’m seeing more issues than just the airport. Looks to me as though there’s been a breakdown in housekeeping responsibilities. Seize this as training moment. Certainly there’s something you can deposit in her favorite shoes.
; ) Katie
At least your human has a space you CAN sit on. Not here….the desk is always loaded with stuff!!
The Florida Furkids and Lexi
Eww that is nasty. She needs to clean that better for you.
Ha ha ha! That looks like the place on the little wall where Russell jumps down! Maybe he was visiting?
Maybe you need a new maid
I say hire a cleaning crew. You can always charge it to your Mommie’s credit card!
Love your expressions, like “WHO ME? JUST BECAUSE ‘I’ LAY ON THIS WHITE THING DOESN’T MEAN ‘I’ GET IT DIRTY” – look. (There’s others that live in your house.)
Your human needs to have this thing cleaned on a daily basis.
Oh my, your backside is gonna be grimey too!
Sparkle! Your human needs a house cleaner!!
We actually have a house cleaning service… but they are scared to go into my human’s office!
Isn’t really HOT there? Our Airport things gets super hot. We just lost our Wifi and aren’t sure why. TW turned on the ipawd yesterday and even thought the bars were there, the connection wasn’t. Then Pop thought he’d help this a.m. and he screwed up the entire thing. TW is going crazy w/o the ipawd.
Sparkle
New helps needs to be hired!
That little cute bottom of yours must sit on a clean surface.
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
It’s sort of a mini-stage, Sparkle! It’s perfect for you to sit on. But somebody needs to clean it for you. Where’s the stage hands when you need them??
Sparkle your expressions are just PRICELESS!
xoxoxo
Good grief Sparkle! We hope that dirt hasn’t contaminated your pristine fur!
I hope none of that dirt rubbed off onto YOU!
your human needs several pokes, Sparkle!
Pip, Smidgen, minnie, Hollie
My cat supervises from the printer. It’s black so we don’t have to worry about paw prints.
It’s the purrfect size for snoopervising, Sparkle!
Hee! Hee! And me thought my Mommy’s desk was dusty! Its nice to know other humans is as oblivious!
Kisses
Nellie
An award winning author and beautiful ladycat must have a pristine place to put her pretty tushy! Sheesh!
Did you give her a good swipe to remind her of her maidly duties?
Honestly! It’s SO hard to get good help anymore. It seems your staff has been extremely neglectful of their duties. Maybe they’ve been perched on that baffroom counter staring out the window? Take away their baffroom privileges and see if that spurs them on to more diligent service!!
We can’t believe your mom would let you sit on something like that.
The video is up and working now on our Friday post. We don’t know what happened.
Truffle and Brulee
Well that is just evidence of your diligence and excellent snoopervisory work…but indeed Miss Sparkle I hear what you’re saying…
Sparkle….you rock our world!!