Cat Rules: The Penalty

Many humans have wondered what sort of penalties they get if they break a Cat Rule. I must caution them that the penalties are almost always very serious! In fact, the great majority of Cat Rules are punishable by the Death Penalty!

Trust me, you do not want to see this!

As in “You are dead to me now.” Be forewarned.

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  1. says

    I know all about that penalty – thing is – I notice the little ear twtiches – I know the kitties are listening even when they are pretending not to “La la la – I can’t hear you” Oh yes they can…

  2. says

    hehehe!! I used that one this morning when Mom tried to give me medicine and she dropped stuff that made a really loud noise and she scared me! I took off and it took her hours to be able to give me meds again. Love, cody

  3. says

    AND Sparkle the thing about cat rules is they are subject to change w/o warning and the 2 leggers MUST be ready to accommodate the changes. I’ve lost count on the number of demerits I’ve handed out over the years.
    Hugs Madi your BFFF

  4. Baby Tali says

    Yeah human bean mom gets this a lot from my Grandma Pudgy kitty..she says Grandma Pudgy is full of cattitude..mol..

  5. FuzzMother says

    Humans! You have to keep them in their place or civilization as we know it will cease to exist. What a gorgeous tail, Sparkle–we Somalis really have it in the ‘tocks department!

    Don’t be too hard on your Mom, though, ‘cuz she commands the can opener. I would grant her a pardon around dinner time, or earlier, if you want treats.

    Serafina and Arya

  6. says

    FaRADaY: *serious look* oh I was SURE mommy was going to get that from Maxwell – yes you heard that right – SWEET Maxwell. He growled and hissed – for THE. VERY. FIRST. TIME. EVAH! Ever in his lifetime.

    He went to the V-E-T to get his teeth cleaned this AM. And she didn’t handle it well and he got spooked. Then she spent the rest of the day eaten up with guilt. She was CERTAIN she’d be dead to him when he got back.

    She woulda been if it had been ME.

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