As you can see, Binga got into one of the bags of treats my human brought home from BlogPaws, and she is completely unrepentant about it! So I thought I would devote a song to her. Cody’s human did a song on his blog, and Katie did one about Waffles. But let’s face it, the Beatles are too nice for the likes of Binga! She deserves something more raw and nihilistic. Something like… the Sex Pistols! So here you go:
Anar-Kitty in the USA
I am a trouble cat
I am an anarchist
Don’t know what I want
But I know how to get it
I wanna destroy this bag of treats!
‘Cause I wanna eat all the treats
No dog treats for me
Anar-kitty in the USA
It’s coming on Cat World Domination Day
I give ’em a line, blow the humans’ minds
Your future dream comes in catnip green
‘Cause I wanna be anarchy
That’s this kitty!
How many ways to get what you want
I use the best, put the humans to the test
I steal the bag of treats
For energy to cause anarchy
‘Cause I wanna be an anar-kitty
It’s the only way to be!
Is this the SCA*
Or is this the ACA**
Or is this the SCRA***
I thought it was the SPCA!
Or just another cat rescue
Not the ACC!
I wanna be an anar-kitty
And I wanna be an anar-kitty
(It’s not a game)
And I wanna eat all the treats
And kill all of my toys!
Here is the original — tell me if by the end you don’t hear him singing anar-kitty!
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