Accessorizing for BarkWorld

You can already tell I am not going to like this, right?

My human has been a whirlwind of activity, getting ready for the BarkWorld Expo and making sure I have posts to carry me through her return on Sunday (oh, and her own photo blog too, but who cares about that?). Already, I disapprove of some of these goings on — look what she brought back from the pet store when she was making sure we had sufficient food.

Smoochie Pooch? I want to vomit!

Ugh! It’s a dog necklace! She got it on sale because spring is long gone. So it has two strikes against it: not only is it for dogs, it’s also last season’s necklace. Oh, and it’s a necklace, period. Make that three strikes.

Sorry. I have a Bitchy Resting Face

I really didn’t need this. I’m not even going! Besides, I hear that the BarkWorld humans actually take good care of kitty bloggers. Rumor has it we are getting our own swag bag of cat stuff!

Bite it. Please.

Oh, look who’s here! It’s time for me to take a nap break. Somewhere hidden.

Honestly? I don't think pink is her color

It fits her better anyhow.

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  1. says

    Looks like it is stretchy and easy on and off. Good looking on both of you. But most of us kitties really prefer to have our necks free of anything.

    Tell your human to have a great time at Barkworld!!

  2. The Kitties of Purring Pines says

    It looks good on you but you look disgusted! Binga will do anything for a photo op! We hope your mommy has a safe, fun, & successful time!

  3. says

    That is kind of pretty on you two kitties. What good cats to wear it. Two Two would have had it off in a jiffy. Hope Mom has a good trip. Take care.

  4. says

    Ooo! Binga you are now BLINGA! Work it girlfriend! πŸ˜‰


    PS – I’d have had that off me in a hot minute …… just sayin’ …….

  5. emilykarn says

    Dear Sparkle, you both look purrfect in the necklace. 😎 I can understand why you don’t like wearing it though. πŸ‘Ώ I’m lucky, I’m a boy cat so My Person doesn’t dress me up in sparklies. Selleck and His Person, Emily.

  6. says

    Good thing there’s another victim of bodily decoration possibilities around or you’d be stuck wearing the dog necklace…..To tell you the truth though (which sometimes hurts) you look quite fetching with it on – but I know it’s a bother – best let Binga deal with it!

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

  7. says

    Sparkle both you and Binga look really cute in the pink necklace.
    Sure am glad you’ll be staying right where you are during BarkWorld.

  8. says

    we must agree with you sparkle that binga really carries the necklace well. her coloration makes the necklace pop. she’s going to be on the best dressed list soon with this accessory.

    tell your human to have fun at the expo.

  9. says

    Binga looks the bees KNEES in that necklace. Well done and a beautiful photograph Mum says. Compliment’s to the photographer. OH BTW Good going with the cat swag bag, I am sure your influence has brought this about Sparkle. πŸ˜‰ Well done and enjoy Barkworld.

  10. says

    Even if it was meant for dogs, it is pretty darn cute. If Binga likes it, let here wear it, and you can be your usual, beautiful, naked self. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

  11. says

    We can’t believe she made you wear that, Sparkle. We hope she has a good time at BarkWorld…we still think it should be called MeowWorld…and brings you home lots of cool stuff…and leaves any necklaces there. :)

  12. says

    Sparkle, darling, I think green would be more your color. Binga upholstery is too busy for a pink necklace. I think Boodie might be the best candidate. Or your Human, since she doesn’t seem to understand the purpose of DOG jewelry.

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