About Sparklecat.com
Why does this cat have a web site?
Because her human felt like putting one up. So there.
Who is her human?
In spite of what you may think, Sparkle's human is not a weirdo cat fanatic. She
has other interests. She even has a couple other websites. Her main website is All Spirit Fitness
(she is a fitness expert). She also runs Guy Clothes.com.
Sparkle's human is a professional writer and editor and her work has appeared in print publications
all over the world, including the Los Angeles Times and Entertainment Weekly. She is the co-author of
one book so far, White Line Fever, which is the autobiography of Lemmy Kilmister, the frontman
and mastermind for the rock group Motörhead.
The book is available at Amazon UK. Sparkle has
never met Lemmy and has no opinion of him. Harlot actually met Ian Astbury
once and promptly made herself at home on his lap. But then, Harlot was a shameless groupie.
Don't you think it's cruel to make a public spectacle of your pet?
Why is it cruel? Celebrities make public spectacles of themselves all the time
and they seem to enjoy it.
Do these cats really do tricks?
What, do you think we made up these photos? Just about any cat will do tricks if
given half an opportunity and a cat treat.
Can I come visit Sparkle and her friends?
No. Sparkle is actually very shy and she avoids her public. Binga would probably
like to meet you, but her humans have limited visitors to close friends and family only. This makes
Binga rather chagrined, but Sparkle and Boodie like it that way.
Can I at least send Sparkle an email?
That you can do. Fan mail goes to
sparkle@sparklecat.com. Sparkle does read her
email (or at least has it read to her). You can write to the other cats (or even the dreaded Sushi) at
the same address - Sparkle will be sure to forward the message. Questions about the website go to
webmastercat@sparklecat.com.
I want to get a kitty just like Sparkle. Where can I find a Somali cat?
Uh, we spent a lot of time and effort putting together resources, so why don't
you use them? Look to your left, where it says "My Links."
I think Sparkle is an utterly adorable kitty. If I give you loads and loads of money,
can I have her?
No.
What about if I give you a million dollars?
You must be some weirdo cat fanatic. You probably already have several dozen cats
in your single-room apartment. You don't need another one.
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