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I'm Cute!
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Sometimes my human really gets on my nerves. It isn't anything specific that she does. She's just annoying occasionally and so I ignore her and pretend I am not her cat. This time I even tore off my collar and left it lying on the floor. |
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Boodie has never had a collar. I think she is envious.
As soon my human found the collar she put it back on me. But I think she was annoyed with me too because I looked outside and she had made friends with some stray 6-toed cat.
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I think he lives somewhere in the neighborhood. He likes to flaunt the fact that he's running around free and we're not. It especially grates on Binga. My human's boyfriend had a barbecue for some friends one Sunday and Binga got all excited. She loves parties. She especially loves party food. |
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She didn't get to check out the spread for very long. She got exiled to the cat tree.
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I don't like parties. I went up to the bedroom and stayed there. My human brought up a tortilla chip for me. I think those chips smell funny. Humans eat weird things. |
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I thought it was more interesting a few days later, when it was laundry day. I don't like it when the sheets get removed from my bed.
But I do like it when the new ones are brought out.
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My human's birthday was this month. Her boyfriend didn't get her anything interesting (at least, nothing interesting to me. I mean what's a cat going to do with a blouse and a piece of cardboard with some writing and numbers written on it?). The dumbest thing he got her was a plush frog wearing a turtleneck. |
My human tried to get me to pose with it. I almost stopped speaking to her again.
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I have been itching all month and I wound up with a big sore behind my ear. It really didn't bother me all that much, but my human kept staring at it. I should have known that meant trouble. |
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One afternoon, she woke me up from a pleasant dream, but it wasn't for any birthday treat, that's for sure.
I saw that big, black cat carrier and I knew this was not going to be fun!
My human stuffed me in that horrible thing and, even worse, put me in the car!
I wound up in some horrible torture chamber. This guy put me on a scale and said I weighed 6 and a quarter pounds.
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Then he left and I hid behind a fan. The room smelled terrible, like medicine or something. Yeech. This guy with a white coat came in and looked at me. He said I was cute. |
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He checked out my sore and said it was just from scratching, nothing more. Then he rolled me over
and looked at my stomach and said I needed Advantage. |
Even though I knew I was going to have to deal with that stinky Advantage stuff once I got back, I was still relieved to be home.
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