Not long after I started getting the good kitten food, the humans had this holiday called Valentine's
Day. From what I can tell, it's an excuse for humans to get stupid things for each other. My human got
her boyfriend "Hotwheels Crispy Chocolaty Tires." I was less than impressed.
But I was truly horrified by what her boyfriend got her: the ugliest hot pink plush frog I had ever
seen! It's absolutely hideous. Not only that, he admitted he had to walk around the store carrying it.
Binga didn't like it either. My human tortured her by making her pose with it.
She didn't have as much luck with me.
After I figured out that the pink frog blew as a play toy, I dug out some old toys from a couple of
Christmases ago, before I was even here. I love the Santa which, amazingly enough, is still mostly in
one piece.
The red-and-green sparkly ball wasn't as lucky. First I tore off as much of the green mesh as I
possibly could (my human was really annoyed at having to pick up all those little pieces before I ate
them). Then somebody stepped on it and now the bell doesn't work anymore.
"You should like Christmas toys," said my human. "For a cat, every day is Christmas." I can't
help it if I love to play! Sometimes I get so riled up I'm beside myself.
All this playing is exhausting, too.
At least I don't get into as much trouble as Binga. She tries to sneak onto the balcony over the
dining room, where she's not allowed. What's worse is the balcony leaks and after the last rain, part
of the dining room ceiling fell in. When my human heard the crash, at first she thought it was one of
us cats making trouble.
Her boyfriend and a pal covered it in time for the next rain. They also temporarily covered the
balcony with tar to keep more water out. Binga managed to sneak out there and got tar all over her
feet. The emergency pet clinic said not to let her lick her paws until they were cleaned thoroughly.
It's next to impossible to keep Binga from licking anything, so my human and her boyfriend had to put
an E-collar on her. Maybe I should have laughed at her misfortune but she looked so frightening with
the thing on that I growled at her instead.
Although Sparkle is a real, live kitty, everything on her site is for informational or entertainment
purposes only. Your cat may not be interested in imitating her activities - in fact it probably couldn't
care less. So we aren't responsible for the results if you try anything silly because you saw it here!