My human and her boyfriend went to something called a "Pet Expo." I've never been to one, but I've heard stories about all the glorious things they have there - giant, elaborate cat trees, fancy, state-of-the-art cat toys, hundreds of different kinds of cat food and dozens of different brands of kitty litter. There are also people from loads of different pet rescue organizations, like the Irvine Animal Care Center, and cats up for adoption. Sounds like a cat paradise. So I was expecting my human to come home with something really great. All us cats gathered around as we were presented with a bag full of goodies!

There was lots of that great Nutro kitten food (apparently my human found some great deal on the packets), and loads of samples of free dry food - all of it the healthy stuff (my human's really picky about cat food, even when it's free). We knew there had to be more stuff in that bag - I mean, where were the toys?

Finally we found one.

I was stunned - my human was surrounded by the best cat toys available and all she came back with was a one-dollar, catnip-filled bag of cloth? What's wrong with her? I figured it was probably too much to hope for one of those giant cat trees, but this is ridiculous! I know we've got several dozen toys here already, but still.

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