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April 2008
I've decided that humans are weird, noisy things who throw away the cool stuff and put their priorities
in all the wrong places. What else is new?
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March 2008
While this wasn't the most exciting month ever, there were a few happenings that kept us cats from
being completely bored to death.
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February 2008
I am totally not thrilled with Valentine's Day, and my human is taking forever to get our office into
shape.
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January 2008
My human spends a big wad of money on new office furniture. But it's up to us cats to check it out
and see if her money was well spent.
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December 2007
My human does a whole bunch of "festive" stuff for the holidays. We cats are not impressed with that,
or with the gifts we get.
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November 2007
The humans go to something called a "Lint Roller Party" and return with all sorts of cool stuff for us cats. Oh, and the dog too.
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October 2007
To make up for destroying my stuff, my human brings home a couple of consolation gifts.
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September 2007
The humans keep leaving town and nobody seems to care that the window shutters fell over and destroyed my toys.
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August 2007
Even though it's very hot around here, we cats still figure out some good ways to cause trouble.
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July 2007
A very blah month is spiced up by the appearance of some birds at my bird feeder. But my human
manages to fill the days with a few petty annoyances.
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June 2007
For my fifth birthday, you would think my human might have something special planned. Well, maybe she
thinks it's special. I'm not so sure.
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May 2007
What a terrible month! I get dragged to the vet's, told where I CAN'T sleep, and am forced to do a
high fashion modeling session. And that's only for starters.
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April 2007
I am disgusted with the Easter gifts my human gives me. And because my favorite food got recalled,
I am forced to try a bunch of yuckky new food.
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March 2007
I am back in charge around here. The only problem is that not everyone gets it.
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February 2007
Some guests come to visit my human and her boyfriend. This does not thrill me in the slightest.
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January 2007
I finally seem to be getting better. Not that my human is helping any. Her attempts to be helpful are lame.
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December 2006
This was the worst December ever - first I wasn't feeling well and then my human gave us lame Christmas gifts.
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November 2006
An exciting month - we get a new electronic litterbox, and even better, Thanksgiving dinner in our new home!
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October 2006
The new house is bigger than the old one... so why do I have to share all the good spaces with the other cats?
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September 2006
My human gets me a new house, and except for the moving part, I am rather pleased with it.
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August 2006
My human kept hiding us cats away because of something called an "open house," which apparently is human language for "closed door."
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July 2006
My human spent the whole month catering to the whims of some guy known only as The Realtor® and I am disgusted.
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June 2006
My birthday month was filled with petty annoyances, right down to the gift my human gave me!
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May 2006
Things are back to normal, at least for a while. But then, my human always has to screw things up.
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April 2006
My human finally does an eBay auction that gets my approval! But then she has noisy workers mess with the house, much to our inconvenience.
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March 2006
The humans do their taxes and we cats do our best to be helpful. I am rewarded by forcing to pose with more stuffed toys for eBay.
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February 2006
Another annoying Valentine's Day modeling session. And my eBay photo sessions aren't done either. Major annoyance!
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January 2006
My human buys us cats treats on sale and then spends a wad of cash for a commissioned painting of me! What is up with that?
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December 2005
Considering all the photo sessions I was forced to do and the cheap cat toys we got as gifts, this wasn't the most exciting holiday season ever.
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November 2005
It may be Thanksgiving for the humans, but when we're forced to pose for a holiday photo session, we cats have nothing to be thankful for.
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October 2005
We cats find lots of new ways to play, but my human ruins it all with some bad Halloween fashion tricks.
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September 2005
Boodie goes to the vet and what seems to be a Boodie impostor comes back! So I defend my turf - why this makes me a bad kitty, I don't know!
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August 2005
My human spends a bunch of money fixing up the outside of the house instead of buying us a second cat tree.
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July 2005
My human has a new bunch of workers disrupting our lives and receives something called a "TransFIRMer."
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June 2005
After my human's business disaster and a weird feng shui experience, she disappoints me with lame birthday gifts and Pet Expo stuff.
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May 2005
Even though we don't know exactly when Boodie was born, my human throws her a birthday party anyhow.
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April 2005
Although I am enjoying the tasty, fresh spring bugs, I am bugged by my human, who misses the Pet Expo this year!
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March 2005
I find random acts of amusement, including toying with my human's tax paperwork, checking out a spring bouquet and playing behind glass.
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February 2005
My human wanders all over town instead of playing with me, and then she expects to make up for it with Valentine's Day gifts.
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January 2005
My human annoys all us cats by taking down the Christmas tree and rearranging her office.
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December 2004
The calico cat finds a home, and my human puts up a fake tree. The holidays are okay until my human springs a "surprise" on us.
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November 2004
Our happy home is thrown into utter chaos when the humans bring home a stray calico who overstays her welcome.
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October 2004
Our house gets something called a "tent," and because of it, we cats have to spend a few days at the Cat Hotel.
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September 2004
My human and her boyfriend go on a trip and leave us with a pet sitter. We hope that the gifts they bring back will compensate for this.
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August 2004
This month has me disgruntled - we are indoor cats here, and my human's attempts to compensate for this are really lame.
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July 2004
Not a good month - my human is annoying, her boyfriend has a party and I wind up at the vet's because I'm scratching.
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June 2004
I have my second birthay and get a really cool present. Unfortunately, you-know-who ruins it all, as usual.
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May 2004
This was a boring month for us cats, and my human tried to keep us out of trouble by entertaining us with cheap cat toys.
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April 2004
I have a very busy month and, with the exception of a bad fashion choice, most of it is pretty good.
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March 2004
My human decides to have new ceiling fixtures installed throughout the house and we cats are horrified!
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February 2004
What an annoying month - Valentine's day, tax preparation, plumbing disasters - nothing fun for us cats!
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January 2004
Boodie hogs the cat tree, my human returns from a trip without a gift for us and I see a fire in the fireplace for the first time ever.
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December 2003
When my human's car breaks down, I wonder if this means that another Christmas will go by without our getting a cat tree.
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November 2003
The issue of Cats USA with my photo is out! My excitment, however, is dampened by Binga's troublemaking ways.
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October 2003
I win a photo contest - I'm going to be in Cats USA 2004! Workers come to the house and I'm frustrated by the closed doors.
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September 2003
My human and her boyfriend attend a fancy anniversary celebration for the Pet Orphans Fund and all I get are a few cheap, lousy cat toys.
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August 2003
We are invaded by fleas, but the remedy is even worse. But I also get a new toy and approve some loan documents.
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July 2003
I learn that hairballs are not toys. I also learn about some nasty stuff called Petromalt.
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June 2003
I'm a year old this month! Unfortunately, I discover that birthdays aren't all they're cracked up to be.
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May 2003
A new balcony deck is installed and I have to keep an eye on the workers because my human is too lazy.
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April 2003
My human disappoints us by bringing home a paltry selection of treats from the Pet Expo.
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March 2003
According to my human's arbitrary calculations, I've been a bad cat. She bores me by working on her tax returns.
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February 2003
My human buys me a new type of kitten food and I'm bored by Valentine's Day. Binga has to be conehead cat.
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January 2003
My human brings home a cheap but fun new toy and I get S-P-A-Y-E-D!
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December 2002
Binga might not hate me after all! I get a Christmas gift.
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November 2002
I begin to adjust to my new home, make a new friend and discover that certain things are expected of me!
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October 2002
I leave Temecula and find a new home. I have very mixed feelings about this.
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