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May 2008
Why does my human hate it when I play in the litter box?
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April 2008
How do I get rid of this woman who keeps coming over, putting smelly stuff over everything and pushing around a roaring monster?
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March 2008
I've been kidnapped and imprisoned far away from my brothers and sisters. How do I escape?
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February 2008
My humans give me a hard time about my singing practice - how do I make them stop?
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January 2008
My human hates it when I lick her - why does she reject my displays of affection?
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December 2007
I love playing at 3 a.m. - how can I get my humans to join in on the fun?
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November 2007
I'm homeless - which of these three homes should I choose for my new residence?
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October 2007
Should I accept this new automatic litter box that my human brought home?
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September 2007
My litter box got taken away just because I hang around outdoors! How do I get it back?
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August 2007
My humans just brought home the ugliest cat I have ever seen! How do I make them take it away?
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July 2007
I've always wanted to catch a bird, and now my humans have brought home a big one! Any tips on catching... and eating it?
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June 2007
My human has a boyfriend but I don't think I like him - what's the best way to get rid of him?
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May 2007
My humans lock me out of the bedroom - how can I show them that 11 p.m. is the best time for play?
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April 2007
Why doesn't my human appreciate my cute little practical jokes?
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March 2007
My human gets upset at my occasional psychotic attacks - how do I explain them to her?
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February 2007
My human has promised me all sorts of good stuff if I learn to wear a harness. Should I believe her?
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January 2007
My human keeps bringing home strange cats, but they only stay for a little while. Why is she turning my home into a roadhouse?
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December 2006
Whenever I need to throw up, my human chases after me and tries to grab me! How do I stop this annoying habit of hers?
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November 2006
My best friend just died, and my human already brought home a new kitten - what's up with that?
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October 2006
My cruel humans refuse to bend to my every whim - should I complain to the ASPCA?
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September 2006
My humans just brought home a new puppy and she ate my catnip stash! How do I keep her away from my stuff?
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August 2006
Every time I hack up a hairball, my human shoves this vile gel down my throat. Why am I being punished this way?
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July 2006
My humans brought home this weird little hairless creature that can't do a thing for itself. Will it steal my food?
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June 2006
A tom cat invaded our backyard and now my roommate hates MY guts! What happened and what do I do about it?
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May 2006
What Do We Do About the "New Little Brother" Our Human Is Bringing Home?
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April 2006
Is it wrong for me to lick and suck blankets?
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March 2006
A human family recently adopted me, but they're forcing me to wear a collar! How can I stop this torture?
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February 2006
Sometimes I get injured when I'm out protecting my territory - how do I keep these battle scars from marring my beauty?
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January 2006
Like most Siamese, I love a good conversation, but my human talks nonsense! How do I get her to converse more intelligently?
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December 2005
I think I found a new home but one human isn't sure about it. How do I convince him I'm a "stay" cat, not a "stray" cat?
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Novbember 2005
A couple of birds are taunting me from the other side of the window screen - how do I teach them a lesson?
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October 2005
My humans keep having guests over - how do I break them of this annoying habit?
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September 2005
I get so depressed when my human leaves town on speaking engagements - why can't these people come to her instead?
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August 2005
My humans did a great job of teaching me how to hunt... so why did they get mad when I brought home a tasty bird?
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July 2005
I keep pulling my hair out and it upsets my human - should I be concerned about this habit?
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June 2005
My humans think I should use a wobbly, little scratching post instead of their couch when I sharpen my claws - how do I gt them off my back?
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May 2005
My humans complain when I open doors and go wherever I want in the house - what's up with that and should I find a new home?
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April 2005
My human gets upset every time she sees me wrestling with my roommate! What's her problem?
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March 2005
Help! My humans just brought home a - gasp! - ferret! How do I make this thing realize who's boss around here?
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February 2005
I love my new life as an indoor cat, but a stray Tom keeps taunting me from the outside. How can I get rid of this jerk?
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January 2005
My new family won't buy me any cat toys, so please tell me which household items are the most fun to play with!
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December 2004
My human keeps comparing me to a dog and I hate it! How do I make her stop these tactless remarks?
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November 2004
My humans used to give me treats at dinnertime, but the vet put me on a diet and now I'm starving! How do I get those treats back?
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October 2004
I am a Laperm, and my human wants to get a Korat because she hears they are "lap cats" - how can I talk her out of this?
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September 2004
My new human is nice but it seems that she doesn't know how to play - how can I train her?
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August 2004
My humans have moved me to a new home and now they won't let me go outside - how can I get them to let me out?
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July 2004
I love playing catch-and-release with my prey - how come my humans can't get into the spirit of the hunt?
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June 2004
I live with another cat who keeps hogging both our food dishes - what can I do?
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May 2004
I hate it when my human brushes me. It's really annoying - how do I make her stop?
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April 2004
My human keeps so many doors shut in this great, big house - how can I open them so I can explore?
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March 2004
My human kisses me obsessively and I hate it! How do I make her stop?
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February 2004
When I'm sick my human tortures me by taking me to the vet and forcing medicine down my throat - does she hate me?
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January 2004
Our humans brought home a tree and hung fun, shiny things all over it, but then they screamed at us when we played with it. What's wrong with them?
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December 2003
Every year my humans cook a big turkey and they never share it with me - how do I get a piece of the action?
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November 2003
My humans eat a really poor diet - how can I get them to eat my fresh catch?
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October 2003
My human brought home a snotty new kitten - how do I show him who's boss?
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September 2003
I'm homeless - how do I let a family know that I've decided to adopt them?
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